Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
I have a yeast infection.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?