I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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