Nicole vs. Life
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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