It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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