She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MIDGETS
????
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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