Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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