sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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