i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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