Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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