she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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