i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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