The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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