People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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