No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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