I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
operation have a gay friend backfired
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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