I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
