her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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