..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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