Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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