The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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