Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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