oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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