just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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