that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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