why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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