this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
