why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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