We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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