Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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