he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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