There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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