I'm jealous of your bromance
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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