just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Panties = found
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