Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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