So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Rumble strips road head = magical
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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