If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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