And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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