hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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