let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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