i jhust puked up my retainher.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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