I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?