There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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