Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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