adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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