It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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