she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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