So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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