He kissed a someone with a penis
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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