guys are only as good as the porn they watch
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize