I feel like abortions should bother me more
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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